george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
> Tiger Woods
>
>
> IRISH GAS STATION
>
> Taking a wee break from the golf course,
> Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into
> An Irish gas station.
>
> An attendant greets him in typical Irish
> Manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
> "Top o' the mornin to ya".
>
> As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
> Fall out of his pocket.
>
> "So what are those things, laddie?"
> Asks the attendant.
>
> They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>
> "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
> Inquires the Irishman.
>
> "Well, they're for resting my balls on when
> I drive," replies Tiger.
>
> "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims
> The Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
> Mercedes think of everything."
>
>
> IRISH GAS STATION
>
> Taking a wee break from the golf course,
> Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into
> An Irish gas station.
>
> An attendant greets him in typical Irish
> Manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
> "Top o' the mornin to ya".
>
> As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
> Fall out of his pocket.
>
> "So what are those things, laddie?"
> Asks the attendant.
>
> They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>
> "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
> Inquires the Irishman.
>
> "Well, they're for resting my balls on when
> I drive," replies Tiger.
>
> "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims
> The Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
> Mercedes think of everything."
