earlyrides
Well-Known Member
A guy is sitting at the local bar when this drop dead blonde bombshell walks in and sits down next to him.
She looks a bit depressed so he offers to buy her a drink.
She gets her drink and as they start to talk he finally asks her, “you look depressed; is everything okay?”
She tells him, “Well, my boyfriend just broke up with me because he said I was “too kinky”.”
“What a coincidence!” the guy says. “My Ex-girlfriend just broke up with me too for the same thing!”
So they decide to meet at her place around midnight to see who is kinkier.
When the guy shows up at the door she meets him wearing a robe and holding a cold beer that she hands to him.
She tells him, “give me a few minutes to get ready and I will be right out.”
She goes into her room and starts to get into her leather dominatrix outfit. She pulls on her thigh high boots and gets out her spiked dog collar whips and chains.
After 30 minutes she comes out into the living room but the guy is gone.
Next to his empty beer bottle on the coffee table is a note that read:
I GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU SO I SCREWED YOUR POODLE AND TOOK A CRAP IN YOUR PURSE. LATER!
She looks a bit depressed so he offers to buy her a drink.
She gets her drink and as they start to talk he finally asks her, “you look depressed; is everything okay?”
She tells him, “Well, my boyfriend just broke up with me because he said I was “too kinky”.”
“What a coincidence!” the guy says. “My Ex-girlfriend just broke up with me too for the same thing!”
So they decide to meet at her place around midnight to see who is kinkier.
When the guy shows up at the door she meets him wearing a robe and holding a cold beer that she hands to him.
She tells him, “give me a few minutes to get ready and I will be right out.”
She goes into her room and starts to get into her leather dominatrix outfit. She pulls on her thigh high boots and gets out her spiked dog collar whips and chains.
After 30 minutes she comes out into the living room but the guy is gone.
Next to his empty beer bottle on the coffee table is a note that read:
I GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU SO I SCREWED YOUR POODLE AND TOOK A CRAP IN YOUR PURSE. LATER!
