george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit
your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2
minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't
tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us
as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the
case, I'm gone..
Your EX-Husband
P. S don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life!
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--------- Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I
have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what
you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just
like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say
something nice, I didn't comment.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on
them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50
from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could
work it out.
So when I hit the LOTTO for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2
tickets to Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime
from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich as Hell & Free!
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit
your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2
minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't
tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us
as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the
case, I'm gone..
Your EX-Husband
P. S don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
--------- Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I
have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what
you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just
like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say
something nice, I didn't comment.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on
them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50
from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could
work it out.
So when I hit the LOTTO for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2
tickets to Jamaica , but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime
from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich as Hell & Free!
