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NORWEGIAN VIRGIN

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay."

The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have ta put your villy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next veek, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, "Olaf...you're da first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."

Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied, "Look at dis Lena ...still in DA CRATE!
 
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