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LITTLE GIRL

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being
pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a
nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar
and to the cat's testicles...
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.
 

Basketcase

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one of our cats was looking over my shoulder while I was reading that,and he didn't find that at all amusing. Didn't understand it(he lost his long time ago),but still didn't think it was funny. The dog howled though :D
 

Roadcuda

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Basketcase said:
one of our cats was looking over my shoulder while I was reading that,and he didn't find that at all amusing. Didn't understand it(he lost his long time ago),but still didn't think it was funny. The dog howled though :D
You've got wierd pets!
 
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