SomeCarGuy
Well-Known Member
Big John said:OK, two guns and Mopars stories.
First, a friend buys a nice original triple black 67 GTX convertible. Really nice low mileage car. I'm looking at the car and he says, "there's a little problem in the left quarter". I walk around the side and here's three large bullet holes. Looked like .45 cal.... decent size holes.
Seems the former owner got mad because it didn't start.
Second story. This one was told to me.
A friend in Rochester had a brand new triple black Charger R/T. It looked the same as the car in the movie "Bullet". He and a buddy went to see the movie when it came to their local theatre. They got out to the car and decided to have a laugh. They happened to have a shotgun in the trunk (doesn't everyone) so they pull it out and put it on the floor. They pull in front of the theatre as its still emptying with the Charger. Everyone spots the car and they are looking and pointing. They are even wearing trench coats. When they have everyones' attention, his buddy reaches down and picks up the shotgun and looks over and grins as they drive away.
I'll add one told to me.
Guy has 440 Magnum not running right. Can't get it right so he opens the hood and shoots a 44 magnum into the valley pan.
No more problem with it not running right.