Hearing

[george68hemirr]

In a Detroit church (one of the last ones standing) one Sunday morning, a preacher said,
"Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak"
for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great
enthusiasm.
saving Leroy
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood
back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."

 

[inri]

Got it after reading it twice. not as funny as it should have been had I got it the first time around.

 

[Steve]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[abodybill]

:lmao: :lmao:

:applause:

 

[69hemibeep]

Saw that coming :rimshot:

 

[george68hemirr]

Got it after reading it twice. not as funny as it should have been had I got it the first time around.

duh......

 

[Roadcuda]

:yesnod:

 

[Basketcase]

:rimshot:

 

[sixgunrunner68]

:basketcase:That was F'n hilarious the first time I read it.

 

[george68hemirr]

:basketcase:That was F'n hilarious the first time I read it.

 

[inri]

:basketcase:That was F'n hilarious the first time I read it.

LOL, good one.