ANAL GLAUCOMA

[george68hemirr]

Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"So, what's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"And what the heck is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
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[Basketcase]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

I used that line a couple times before I retired Really

 

[ACME A12]

I used that line a couple times before I retired Really

I've never used it...but I sure have felt it...

:jester:

 

[1BADBIRD]

I don't think that would go over to well with the boss.

 

[ACME A12]

George - I've been at a large aircraft interiors show in Hamburg, Germany all week. Can't tell you how many times I've used this joke this week... Thanks!

:jester:
Ray