A Story With A Moral
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts.
Gary the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Gary revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Harold the Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Harold thought about this and said that he could arrange for Gary to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Gary readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Harold made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Harold informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Gary would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Gary to their chambers. Harold then slipped Gary the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Gary worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Gary left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Gary found Harold demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Gary couldn't have cared less knowing that Harold could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Harold slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Gary.
The moral of this story is: Pay your f*****g bills.
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts.
Gary the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Gary revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Harold the Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Harold thought about this and said that he could arrange for Gary to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Gary readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Harold made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Harold informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Gary would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Gary to their chambers. Harold then slipped Gary the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Gary worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Gary left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Gary found Harold demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Gary couldn't have cared less knowing that Harold could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Harold slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Gary.
The moral of this story is: Pay your f*****g bills.
