what gets to Heaven first

[Basketcase]

The teacher asked the class " when we die, what part of our body gets to heaven first?"
Little Suzy said "our hands, because when we pray, we have our hands in front of us"
"very good Suzy, anyone else?"
Little Johnny said "our feet"
"our feet, why do you think that?"
Little Johnny said " well I went into my parents bedroom last night, and Mom had her legs in the air yelling God I'm comming. If Dad hadn't had her pined down, we would've lost her"
The teacher fainted.

 

[george68hemirr]

OLD AS THE HILLS BE STILL GOOD

 

[mcmopar]

Yeah - seen it on here before...

 

[Roadcuda]

Yeah - seen it on here before...

That may be, but it's still damn funny!

 

[joewhite440]

Yeah - seen it on here before...

That my be, but it's still damn funny!

I agree.

Cannot hear this one to many times!!!

 

[Basketcase]

I hear better ones at work, but my problem is I forget half the joke before I get home.