Bee Keeper
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A dedicated Teamster Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and he decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam: "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "It isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls gets $20.00." Offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madam responded: "Why yes sir, this is a union house." The man asked: "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!!!" the UAW man said. He handed the madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam, then gesturing to an
85-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority....."
85-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority....."
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