moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Roy, an undertaker, came
Home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"
Asked his wife."
"I had a terrible day," replies
Roy. "I had to go to a hotel
And pick up a man who had
Died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager
Said they couldn't get him into
A body bag because he had
This huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and,
Sure enough, there's this big
Naked guy lying on the bed
With this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both
Hands and tried to snap it in
Half."
"I see," says his wife. "But
How did you get the black eye?"
Roy : "Wrong room."
Home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"
Asked his wife."
"I had a terrible day," replies
Roy. "I had to go to a hotel
And pick up a man who had
Died in his sleep.
When I got there, the manager
Said they couldn't get him into
A body bag because he had
This huge erection.
Anyway, I find the room and,
Sure enough, there's this big
Naked guy lying on the bed
With this huge erection.
So I grabbed it with both
Hands and tried to snap it in
Half."
"I see," says his wife. "But
How did you get the black eye?"
Roy : "Wrong room."