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undertaker

moparstuart

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Roy, an undertaker, came
Home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?"
Asked his wife."

"I had a terrible day," replies
Roy. "I had to go to a hotel
And pick up a man who had
Died in his sleep.

When I got there, the manager
Said they couldn't get him into
A body bag because he had
This huge erection.

Anyway, I find the room and,
Sure enough, there's this big
Naked guy lying on the bed
With this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both
Hands and tried to snap it in
Half."

"I see," says his wife. "But
How did you get the black eye?"

Roy : "Wrong room."
 
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