george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A very ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.
' What are you so happy about? ', asks the Bartender.
' Well, I'll tell you, ' replies the ugly man.
' As you know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home from the bar, last night,
I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just
like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her
free, and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time! We made love all night, all over the
house. We did everything: me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position
imaginable! '
' Fantastic, you lucky bastard! ' ,
exclaimed the Bartender.
' Was she pretty? '
" Don't know. Never found her head."
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' What are you so happy about? ', asks the Bartender.
' Well, I'll tell you, ' replies the ugly man.
' As you know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home from the bar, last night,
I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just
like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her
free, and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored
big time! We made love all night, all over the
house. We did everything: me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position
imaginable! '
' Fantastic, you lucky bastard! ' ,
exclaimed the Bartender.
' Was she pretty? '
" Don't know. Never found her head."
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