george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Two
Woodpeckers...
A American woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were
in America arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The American
woodpecker claimed America had a tree that no woodpecker could
peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The American woodpecker was
amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the American
woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term
frequently used by woodpeckers ). The American woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to
Canada where the American woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called
'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were
now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck
the American tree, and the American woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian
tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After
much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your
pecker gets harder when you're away from
home. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
