Bee Keeper
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Two elderly friends, Roger and Joe, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss car problems. One day Roger didn't show up. Joe didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Roger hadn't shown up for a week or so, Joe really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Joe didn't know where Roger lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Joe figured he had seen the last of Roger, but one day, Joe went to the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Roger! Joe was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Roger, what in the world happened to you?'
Roger replied, 'I have been in jail for 30 days.'
'Jail?' cried Joe. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Roger said, 'you know Buzz, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Joe, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty.
"So what happened then?" said Joe.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
A month had passed, and Joe figured he had seen the last of Roger, but one day, Joe went to the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Roger! Joe was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Roger, what in the world happened to you?'
Roger replied, 'I have been in jail for 30 days.'
'Jail?' cried Joe. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Roger said, 'you know Buzz, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Joe, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty.
"So what happened then?" said Joe.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
