Two aliens

[gunnar]

>> Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was >> closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the >> younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in >> peace. Take us to your leader.">>>> The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.>>>> The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.>>>> The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'>>>> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, >> there was no response.>>>> Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said >> gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader >> or I will fire!">>>> The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want >> to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'>>>> 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened >> fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him >> and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking >> mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.>>>> Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused >> his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the >> older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.>>>> 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn >> near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'>>>> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy >> friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my >> intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis >> over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

 

[69hemibeep]

I can't quite make it to my ear :jester: Good one

 

[Roadcuda]

:banana: :lmao:

 

[peresvet24]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[Steve]

 

[george68hemirr]