TIMES UP

[george68hemirr]

Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

 

[69hemibeep]

A new one arty: :groucho: :leave:

 

[george68hemirr]

its a repeat

 

[Roadcuda]

its a repeat

Oh no, Bob let one get by him!!!!!!

 

[ACME A12]

 

[69B5]

LMAO
I have one.
There was this Moffia boss on his death bed.
The family calls for the local priest to administer the Last Rites.
As part of the annointment, the priest says, "We all know how routhless you are and that you have murder'd many men. There is no question that you are not going to survive. Denounce Satin and all your sins and ask God for forgiveness so that you may have a chance to go to Heaven.
The old fellow motions for the priest to come closer and wispers in his ear, "This is no time to make enemy's"

 

[george68hemirr]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Basketcase]

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

he will if they pass all those gun laws.....