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george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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>>> TIMBER!
> >>> A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a
> >>> Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near
> >>> Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
> >>> tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
> >>> started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
> >>> spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid
> >>> down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> >>>
> >>> In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a
> >>> doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an
> >>> anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> >>> listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait
> >>> in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
> >>>
> >>> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
> >>> The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
> >>> told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
> >>> Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
> >>> could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
> >>> due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
> >>>
> >>> GOD BLESS AMERICA!
 
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