Steve
Well-Known Member
A guy meets an "older"woman at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62.
She was drinking quite a bit and,
while they were chatting,
she came right out and asked him
if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double"
- a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him
into it. So she slams back one last drink,
wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
hall light right as they enter her place, and she
shouts upstairs:
"Mom! You still awake?"
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62.
She was drinking quite a bit and,
while they were chatting,
she came right out and asked him
if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double"
- a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him
into it. So she slams back one last drink,
wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
hall light right as they enter her place, and she
shouts upstairs:
"Mom! You still awake?"
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