moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Discretion Advised.
Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
These
Three old ladies and their dogs
Were
Sitting on a park bench
Having
A quiet conversation
When
A flasher approached from across the park.
The
Flasher came up to the ladies,
Stood
Right in front of them
And
Opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
These
Three old ladies and their dogs
Were
Sitting on a park bench
Having
A quiet conversation
When
A flasher approached from across the park.
The
Flasher came up to the ladies,
Stood
Right in front of them
And
Opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.