generaljmwlee
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Three men were walking...
Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and a American biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie...
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will be a farmer too. I want the land in Canada to always be fertile."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there
was a huge wall around those countries.
The biker says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."
The biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,
"…….Fill it with water."
Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and a American biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie...
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will be a farmer too. I want the land in Canada to always be fertile."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there
was a huge wall around those countries.
The biker says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."
The biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,
"…….Fill it with water."
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