Thought you'd like to know?

[gunnar]

Year-to-date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security (unofficial):


Terrorist Plots Discovered.......................0

Transvestites..........................................133

Hernias...................................................1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases..................................3,172

Enlarged Prostates.................................8,249

Breast Implants......................................59,350

Natural Blondes.....................................3

 

[ACME A12]

...sounds about right... :basketcase:

 

[69hemibeep]

I forward all these to my neighbor he's with the TSA and gets a kick out of them.

 

[george68hemirr]

except for all the natural blonde/blue eyed Norwegians

 

[Roadcuda]

...sounds about right... :basketcase:

X2!