george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out
on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING,
SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1.
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES
WHILE YOU CHOP.
2.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING T
HE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS
REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER
TO USE A TIMER.
4.
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING
BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6.
YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT
TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE
WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.
7.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
And...
THOUGHT
for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD
FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE: NEVER, UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING
PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT
on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING,
SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1.
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES
WHILE YOU CHOP.
2.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING T
HE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS
REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER
TO USE A TIMER.
4.
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING
BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6.
YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT
TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE
WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE
DUCT TAPE.
7.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
And...
THOUGHT
for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD
FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE: NEVER, UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING
PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT
:lmao:
