Things you'll never hear a wife say

[Steve]

1. I'll swallow it all...I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. That was a great fart! Do another one!

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Penthouse.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Imagine if she would how much better things could be.

 

[Roadcuda]

If only she would...

 

[ACME A12]

"Why no, I wouldn't mind if you banged my sister." should have also made the list.

Good stuff, Steve. :cheers:

:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

Would you like a steak and a blow job :basketcase:

 

[Basketcase]

I'm sorry
you know, you haven't spent enough money on your car or trains this year
why don't you quit your job, I'll go to work