earlyrides
Well-Known Member
A man went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday & hasn't come back yet.
Detective: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Detective: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim I guess you could call her healthy.
Detective: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Detective: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Detective: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Detective: Was she driving?
Husband: yes.
Detective: Well then; can you tell me the year, make, model & color of the car ? . . . . ...
Husband: It was a 2012 black Dodge Challenger SRT8 with 426 cubic inch Hemi V8 engine generating 425 horse power teamed with a six-speed pistol gripped manual transmission. It has a red stripes on the hood with a shaker scoop, tinted windows and full LED headlights. Oh yes; it also has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
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Detective:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday & hasn't come back yet.
Detective: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Detective: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim I guess you could call her healthy.
Detective: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Detective: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Detective: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Detective: Was she driving?
Husband: yes.
Detective: Well then; can you tell me the year, make, model & color of the car ? . . . . ...
Husband: It was a 2012 black Dodge Challenger SRT8 with 426 cubic inch Hemi V8 engine generating 425 horse power teamed with a six-speed pistol gripped manual transmission. It has a red stripes on the hood with a shaker scoop, tinted windows and full LED headlights. Oh yes; it also has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
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Detective:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
