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jays69bird

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A male cow while strolling through a pasture one day notices a turkey flapping it wings wildly while running,he does this several times finally quiting in exhaustion.The cow ask the turkey what he is doing? "Iam trying to fly high up into the air like the other birds,so I can sit high up in the trees ",the turkey explains," but I don't have the strength." The cow thinks about this then tells the turkey,'your problem is you are not strong enough to fly high in the air,if you eat my droppings they are full of nutrients and will make you strong." The Turkey tries this,after getting past the smell,within a week he is able to get off the ground so he is able to fly for extended periods.He eyes the tallest tree in the pasture and decideds he is going to the top.He musters all his strength and flaps his wings with all his might,he makes it to the top branch of the tree,proudly landing.As he lands,the farmer who is out hunting notices him,raising his shotgun his fires hitting the turkey who comes crashing down landing dead on the ground,


Moral of the story: BullShit may take you to the top, but it won't keep you there !
 
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