>>> THE TOILET SEAT
>>>
>>> My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on
>>> our
>>> toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After
>>> finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
>>>
>>> She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
>>> shower,
>>> she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
>>> not-quite-dry clear epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
>>>
>>> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
>>>
>>> We both pushed and pulled without any success what so ever. Finally, in
>>> desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
>>>
>>> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital
>>> emergency room.
>>>
>>> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free
>>> her
>>> (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
>>>
>>> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
>>> Doctor,
>>> I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
>>>
>>> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
>>>
>>> I just never saw one mounted and framed."
>>>
>>> My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on
>>> our
>>> toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After
>>> finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
>>>
>>> She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the
>>> shower,
>>> she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
>>> not-quite-dry clear epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
>>>
>>> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
>>>
>>> We both pushed and pulled without any success what so ever. Finally, in
>>> desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
>>>
>>> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital
>>> emergency room.
>>>
>>> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free
>>> her
>>> (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
>>>
>>> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
>>> Doctor,
>>> I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
>>>
>>> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
>>>
>>> I just never saw one mounted and framed."
