jerrysdustydog
Well-Known Member
Back in 1890, an old Prospector realized he hadn't been to town for supplies in a while. He rode down into town, and after getting what he needed, stopped in the saloon for a few beers. A man came in leading a donkey, got up on the stage, and told the crowd "I'll bet anyone in here a hundred dollars of gold that they can't make my donkey laugh!" The prospector thought a minute and said "I'll take that bet". He whispered into the donkeys ear, and the donkey immediately replied "He Haw, Heee Hawww!". The man was instantly angered, and told the prospector "Well,,,, I'll bet you double or nothing that you can't make him cry". The prospector replied " On one condition, if you let me lead him out around the building". The guy agreed. Everyone walked out into the street to watch the specticle. In a few minutes, both the prospector and donkey came out from behind the saloon. The donkey was balling, bo hoo, bo hoo! This really angered the guy, and while he digged for the gold, he told the prospector. "I have done this for 6 years and no one has been able to make him laugh, much less than make him cry. I have to know how you did it! The prospector said, "Fair enough! To make him laugh, I whispered in his ear that my dick was bigger than his!" The guy said, "well, what did you do out behind the saloon?" The prospector replied "I showed him".
