george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
> THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE
>
> A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
> next to her, and asks her: "Can we have s*x?"
>
> "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
> at the next stop.
>
> The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
> tell you how to get to have s*x with her!"
>
>
> "Yeah?", says the hippie.
>
> "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
> night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe
> with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop
> up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
>
> The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
> dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>
> "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
> face. "Have s*x with me."
>
> The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
> an@l s*x, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
>
> 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
> finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>
> "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
>
> "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
>
> A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
> next to her, and asks her: "Can we have s*x?"
>
> "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
> at the next stop.
>
> The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
> tell you how to get to have s*x with her!"
>
>
> "Yeah?", says the hippie.
>
> "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
> night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe
> with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop
> up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
>
> The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
> dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>
> "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
> face. "Have s*x with me."
>
> The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
> an@l s*x, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
>
> 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
> finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>
> "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
>
> "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
