george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
The Nooner.....
"A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked their doctor
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into
the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time." They tried Doc's advice and
it worked well for a while......
Homer came back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come
runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."
"Well that's good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Doc, I ain't seen Darlene since the huntin' season started." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked their doctor
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into
the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time." They tried Doc's advice and
it worked well for a while......
Homer came back to the doctor's office. "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come
runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."
"Well that's good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Doc, I ain't seen Darlene since the huntin' season started." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao:
