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THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

george68hemirr

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THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE






The Italian MAN of His House. With his Italian wife!

Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE MAN of Your House”. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, we're going upstairs and we'll have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His Sicilian wife Nancy replied,

"The fxckin' funeral director would be my first guess". :lmao:
 

69hemibeep

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Re: THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao: saw that coming :lmao:
 

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Re: THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yesnod: :yesnod: :lmao:
 

abodybill

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Re: THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a Dago and I would not even say that to my wife and for one reason only:

She knows how to mix concrete and it would be cheaper then the funeral director :lol:
 

Basketcase

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Re: THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm...doesn't work for Polish husbands either...... :huh:
 
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