george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew, the shotgun fell over
and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in
a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good
news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin
there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the
buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have
to refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister
a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the
Boston Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in
your eye." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
