jays69bird
Well-Known Member
One rainy day a horse was trotting down a path when he bacame stuck in the mud,
He called for help after desperately trying to unstick himself'
A chicken heard his cries and came to him,"please get help ," the horse cried," I don't want to die here stuck in the mud" the chicken reasured the horse," I will run to the farm and get the farmer he will get you out."
The chicken ran to the farm,but the farmer wasn't there,running into the barn in desperation he spotted the farmers New Harley Davidson with the key in it,climbing aboard the chicken fired up the bike,grabbed a rope, and rode back to the horse.
"Quick", said the chicken throwing the rope to the horse,"take this rope,and I will pull you out!" The horse took the rope,the chicken gunned the powerful bike spinning the wheel which finally gained traction and pulled the horse out with ease.
"Thank you," the horse told the chicken," I owe you one." The chicken took the farmers harley back and the horse went on his way.
Some weeks later another rain storm and the chicken walking down the same path became stuck in the mud,as he was sinking he cried out for help! The horse who had been keeping tabs on the chicken heard the cries and ran to where the chicken was."I need you help," the chicken told him,"quick run to the farm and grab the farmers harley to pull me out!"
The horse stradled the mud hole directly over the chicken," Grab my penis and I will yank you out." The chicken did as the horse said and was picked up out of the mud hole.
Moral of the story...When your hung like a horse,you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
He called for help after desperately trying to unstick himself'
A chicken heard his cries and came to him,"please get help ," the horse cried," I don't want to die here stuck in the mud" the chicken reasured the horse," I will run to the farm and get the farmer he will get you out."
The chicken ran to the farm,but the farmer wasn't there,running into the barn in desperation he spotted the farmers New Harley Davidson with the key in it,climbing aboard the chicken fired up the bike,grabbed a rope, and rode back to the horse.
"Quick", said the chicken throwing the rope to the horse,"take this rope,and I will pull you out!" The horse took the rope,the chicken gunned the powerful bike spinning the wheel which finally gained traction and pulled the horse out with ease.
"Thank you," the horse told the chicken," I owe you one." The chicken took the farmers harley back and the horse went on his way.
Some weeks later another rain storm and the chicken walking down the same path became stuck in the mud,as he was sinking he cried out for help! The horse who had been keeping tabs on the chicken heard the cries and ran to where the chicken was."I need you help," the chicken told him,"quick run to the farm and grab the farmers harley to pull me out!"
The horse stradled the mud hole directly over the chicken," Grab my penis and I will yank you out." The chicken did as the horse said and was picked up out of the mud hole.
Moral of the story...When your hung like a horse,you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
