george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Subject: FW: Godfather
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks.. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that
he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where
the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back:
'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back:
'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
Don't you just love lawyers?
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks.. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that
he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where
the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back:
'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back:
'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
Don't you just love lawyers?
