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The Far side of politically Incorrect

69hemibeep

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* I live next door to an Arab couple and they have challenged me to a water fight in the back yard. They have 3 little kids. So, I am writing this to kill time until the water boils.

* Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9 yr. old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with a bent wheel, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - it's fXXking hilarious!

* I caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "Good morning you ugly prick!" It’s not yours is it?

* Been to the optometrist today he told me I was color blind. Now I'm fXckin' worried that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

* There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagin.
 
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