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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A NY GIRL

george68hemirr

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A NY GIRL

The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and the house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see
a clean house and dishes washed and put away..


The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking..
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from NY. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his
arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load
the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
 
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