george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one
notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not
take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a
puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie.
I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one
notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not
take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a
puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American
flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie.
I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
