jays69bird
Well-Known Member
There was a very religious man and one day God appeared to him.
"My precious child you honor me with your devotion, you truly are a man of God," God told him,
" so Iam going to give you something call it a wish if you want,tell me what you desire and I will grant it on to you"
The man thanked God and said upon to him,"Lord I love Hawaii,but Iam afraid to fly and don't like boats," he pauses,"I would like a bridge from the mainland U.S. to Hawaii so I can drive there."
God looked at the man disappointed,"I could do this it is in the realm of my power it would take a tremendous amout of steel and concrete,but you know I have given you this amazing gift,something I never offered Moses,Abraham,or even Jesus my own son,and all you can think of is a bridge?"
The man humbled by the scolding told God he was sorry and he would give it some careful thought to come up with a request worthy of Gods gift.He thought about for a long time considering many things,finally he called unto God,"Lord I know what I want,"God appeared," yes My child."The man said upon to God,"I want to be able to understand women."
God looked at the man and said," You want that bridge Two lanes or Four!"
"My precious child you honor me with your devotion, you truly are a man of God," God told him,
" so Iam going to give you something call it a wish if you want,tell me what you desire and I will grant it on to you"
The man thanked God and said upon to him,"Lord I love Hawaii,but Iam afraid to fly and don't like boats," he pauses,"I would like a bridge from the mainland U.S. to Hawaii so I can drive there."
God looked at the man disappointed,"I could do this it is in the realm of my power it would take a tremendous amout of steel and concrete,but you know I have given you this amazing gift,something I never offered Moses,Abraham,or even Jesus my own son,and all you can think of is a bridge?"
The man humbled by the scolding told God he was sorry and he would give it some careful thought to come up with a request worthy of Gods gift.He thought about for a long time considering many things,finally he called unto God,"Lord I know what I want,"God appeared," yes My child."The man said upon to God,"I want to be able to understand women."
God looked at the man and said," You want that bridge Two lanes or Four!"
