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THE BLUE PIGEON

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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> The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
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> > One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. 'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions, or you must pay me 1 million dollars to ask one question.
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> > The Mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
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> > The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
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> > The next day the blue pigeon returned, completely alone, to the man atop City Hall.
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> > The Mayor was very impressed. The Mayor believed the man, and his blue pigeon, had performed a miraculous service to rid Phoenix from the plague of pigeons.
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> > Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the Mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars. The Mayor told the man that he had decided to ask him one question, even though they had agreed originally to no fee.
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> > The man accepted the 1 million dollars and encouraged the Mayor to ask his ONE question.
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> > The Mayor asked, "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
 
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