george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
> He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says,
> > I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss.
> >
> > Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go
> > behind a hedge.
> >
> > She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
> >
> > As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down
> > voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed.
> >
> > Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches
> > through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg.
> >
> > He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and
> > with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick
> > appendage hanging between her legs.
> >
> > He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?
>
> > No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit instead
> > I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss.
> >
> > Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go
> > behind a hedge.
> >
> > She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
> >
> > As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down
> > voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed.
> >
> > Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches
> > through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg.
> >
> > He gently brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and
> > with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick
> > appendage hanging between her legs.
> >
> > He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?
>
> > No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit instead
