george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Subj: Teaching English to the natives
A Missionary was in the jungle teaching the natives how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'
The Missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'
The Missionary was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Missionary is
really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The Missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has been
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could
he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, 'My bike.'
Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone
elses bicycle!
A Missionary was in the jungle teaching the natives how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and
says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'
The Missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'
The Missionary was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a
couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Missionary is
really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The Missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has been
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could
he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, 'My bike.'
Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone
elses bicycle!
