Bee Keeper
Well-Known Member
On the first day of school, the children brought
gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it
was leaking a little
bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her
finger and tasted it. "Is
it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked,
" Champagne ?"
She tasted some more and asked?
Is It Scotch?
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!
gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it
was leaking a little
bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her
finger and tasted it. "Is
it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another
drop and asked,
" Champagne ?"
She tasted some more and asked?
Is It Scotch?
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!
...
