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Tart

Steve

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I was sat in a restaurant last night when this drunk old tart came over.
"Anything I can do for you?" She purred.
"Yeah" I said, "get your tits out."
"Ooh...you like my titties do ya?" She giggled."
"No love" I said, "they're dangling in my curry."
 
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