moparstuart
Well-Known Member
> A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache
> and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband
> protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
> go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not
> going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly
> for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided
> to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
> have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
> with him.
>
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
> dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
> feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
> rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as
> far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
> they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking
> at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into
> bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
> time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
> good time when you're not there."
>
> "Did you dance much?"
>
> "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
> Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
> evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned
> my costume to........."
>
> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>
> and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband
> protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
> go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not
> going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly
> for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided
> to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
> have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
> with him.
>
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
> dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little
> feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
> rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as
> far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
> they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking
> at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into
> bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
> time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
> good time when you're not there."
>
> "Did you dance much?"
>
> "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
> Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
> evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned
> my costume to........."
>
> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>
