george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Subject: FW: Surgeons
Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds: 'Yeah, but I like electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded..'
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're
all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine. Plus, the head and
the ass are interchangeable.'
Five Surgeons Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds: 'Yeah, but I like electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded..'
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts
left over.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're
all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine. Plus, the head and
the ass are interchangeable.'
