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My wife and I went to the Greater Iowa State
Fair Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was
the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me
in the ribs...smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's
almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen, which had a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW! That's more than twice!
a week ! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and
it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same
cow"
My condition has been
upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
Fair Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was
the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me
in the ribs...smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's
almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen, which had a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW! That's more than twice!
a week ! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and
it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same
cow"
My condition has been
upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
