moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Subject: SUMBITCH>>> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party &>>
Invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
>> Black man in the neighborhood.
>>>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy
> was>> having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters , BBQ and
>> flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I
>> have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool, & I'll give a million dollars
> to>> anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
>>>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
>> everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>>>> Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the
> gator>> in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head-butting, choke-holds,
>> biting on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
>> judo instructor. The water was churning & splashing everywhere..
>>>> Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy
>> strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
> goldfish.>> Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
>> him in disbelief.
>>>> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
> dollars.">>>> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>>> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
>> How about half a million bucks then?"
>>>> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>>>> The host said, "Come on. I insist on giving you something. That was
>> amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, & some stock options?" Again
>> Leroy said no.
>>>> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>>> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me into the pool!"
Invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
>> Black man in the neighborhood.
>>>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy
> was>> having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters , BBQ and
>> flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I
>> have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool, & I'll give a million dollars
> to>> anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
>>>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
>> everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>>>> Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the
> gator>> in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head-butting, choke-holds,
>> biting on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
>> judo instructor. The water was churning & splashing everywhere..
>>>> Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell. Finally Leroy
>> strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
> goldfish.>> Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at
>> him in disbelief.
>>>> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
> dollars.">>>> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>>> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
>> How about half a million bucks then?"
>>>> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>>>> The host said, "Come on. I insist on giving you something. That was
>> amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, & some stock options?" Again
>> Leroy said no.
>>>> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>>> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me into the pool!"
