moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York 's finest hospitals and
> during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male
> patients was masturbating.
>
> "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
> this?"
>
> The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but
> this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly
> with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he
> could swell up and he might die"
>
> "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical
> condition existed."
>
> On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde
> nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
>
> "Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
>
> The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health insurance plan."
>
> during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male
> patients was masturbating.
>
> "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
> this?"
>
> The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but
> this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly
> with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he
> could swell up and he might die"
>
> "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical
> condition existed."
>
> On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde
> nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
>
> "Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"
>
> The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health insurance plan."
>
