Starts with F and ends with UCK?

[george68hemirr]

Starts with F and ends with UCK?


A first-grade teacher, Ms.. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'


Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'


Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'


Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'


Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'


Ms. Brooks says to the principal,
'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'


Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'


Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'


The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!


Harry replied: 'Pockets.'


Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'


Harry:
'Pants.'


Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry:
'Coconut.'


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks:
'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble
gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs?'


Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....[/size]

 

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[george68hemirr]

ray you better check on the oldie but goodie thing :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

ray you better check on the oldie but goodie thing :lmao:

You are right George, it's been a while, but it is a repeat!

 

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ray you better check on the oldie but goodie thing :lmao:

You are right George, it's been a while, but it is a repeat!

It was this one or one like it that prompted you to tell us about that club you belonged to IIRC, Steve...

:jester:

 

[Roadcuda]

ray you better check on the oldie but goodie thing :lmao:

You are right George, it's been a while, but it is a repeat!

It was this one or one like it that prompted you to tell us about that club you belonged to IIRC, Steve...

:jester:

That's right Ray. These are some of the questions asked to become a member of the Turtle Club. It's been so long since I was part of that thing that I don't remember all the details about it, but one thing is that to be a Turtle Club member you had to think clean thoughts, hence these leading questions. Also I think it had something to do with a drinking club, because one requirement was that if you saw a fellow member and you were asked if you were a Turtle you had to answer, "you bet your sweet ass I am!" regardless of who was around. And if you didn't answer you owed that person a drink!. One story is that a member was boarding an airplane and saw another member who was seated next to a nun. So the question had to be asked by the person walking down the aisle. The seated person hesitated, and looked at the nun who said, "go ahead and answer my child, I'm one too!"