moparstuart
Well-Known Member
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
To make it a little more interesting, Pelosi says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
"I doubt it.." So she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, the Pope says,'' "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Pelosi seriously doubted this, and says "So one little wave of your hand and all the people will rejoice forever? Then show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
To make it a little more interesting, Pelosi says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
"I doubt it.." So she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, the Pope says,'' "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Pelosi seriously doubted this, and says "So one little wave of your hand and all the people will rejoice forever? Then show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
